Little Stitch Eyes and The Glimmerfish

Yesterday I shared five poems inspired by E. J. Ikin’s recent Inktober artworks based around his newest creation, Little Stitch Eyes. Here are five more uncanny poems inspired by this uncanny character.

“She called out on the radio for help, but no one answered.”

* * *

Stuttering static patters
Like fizz-ng raindr-ps in your ears
Sending flutt-r-ngly erratic spats -f music
Echoing down the y–rs

Eventually the metre peters ou-
The baseline th-ds no more
You are left with noisy st-tic sil-nce
As your m-mory l-ses score.

“Little stitch eyes liked to fish. She wasn’t fussed about catching anything. She just liked to stand by the water.”

* * *

Standing still on blackened sand
Little Stitch Eyes waits with rod in hand
Despite the sunlight glimmer-fish that glitter underwater
Her stitch eyes cast a net away to some far distant quarter

Her hook, a thing to catch thoughts on
Her mind, a lure where daydreams shone
Careful, now
The sound of ripples could pull you in
Leave you dreaming, world a-spin

So if you see her standing lonesome, like an empty fisherman’s daughter
Leave her peaceful with the glimmer-fish
Silent at the water.

“Little Stitch Eyes struggles sometimes with direction.”

* * *

The box appears upside-down
But only if you look at it from a certain angle.
If you change perspective: turn around

Step sideways into an Escher painting
And remember that your feet weren’t on the ground.

“She held the rat aloft by its tail. For once, she was in control of the situation.”

* * *

Sniffle-Whiskers sniffs the cheese
Little risks are worth the tease
Nudge it gentle, tug with ease—

The trap claps
Tail snaps
Rat yaps

Sniffle-Whiskers sniffs the cheese
Wagging stump of tail with new unease
Missed his death by mere degrees.

“She wrapped her arms around her to keep herself safe. We don’t all wear armour like hoodies.

* * *

We wear our expressions like a carapace
Emotions crawl like beetles underneath
Buzzing at the cracks of eyes and mouth
Where overspill might split the sheath

Ignore my smiling exo-shell
Displaying dried-out sun-fractured happiness
Note the flash of fluorescent husk
Before I crush the tell-tale beetle abscess.

E. J. Ikin is a British artist known for his eerie urban art. ‘Little Stitch Eyes’ is the latest creation in his surreal character series. Follow him on Instagram here.

Little Stitch Eyes – Inktober Poems

It’s Halloween! The perfect time to share eerie art and weird poetry. Earlier this month I teamed up with an artist friend to assign poems to some of his Inktober artworks. (If you haven’t heard, Inktober is an art challenge to draw a new creation every day through October based on daily prompts. You can find the rest of @ejikin’s Inktober drawings over on Instagram.)

I don’t dabble in poetry often, but I enjoyed the excuse to flex my writing muscles and have some fun. So here are five poems inspired by E. J. Ikin’s newest oddball character, ‘Little Stitch Eyes’.

“Little Stitch Eyes knew the way home. But perhaps the path less travelled offered her more?”

* * *

Soft steps leave stitched footprints sewn into the fabric of the ground
Each cracked twig a patch in need of darning
The soil lovingly embroiders the path most trodden
with seams of sweet-scented leafmould
and silent earthworms.

A glowing light sends shadows flickering
Bounding away like scared rabbits over the bracken
It carries a promise, a mere wisp
of hope, or something more

If you follow it, you might end up on the path least trodden
and leave your stitched-up footprints scattered over flawless forest floor.

“She held the skull in her hand. Was this what people were meant to look like? Eyes? Nose? Teeth?!

* * *

I wanted to make friends with my skull
I poked sociable thumbs into eye sockets
Invaded nostrils with odorous friendship
Shouted greetings into wide-open jaw
Got nothing back but echoes in cavities.

“Eyes??? Ewww. Who’d want one of those?”

* * *

I prefer my stitch-eyes anyway

They see the world in greater shades

Of black and white and black and white…

… and sometimes, even grey.

“You can trust Little Stitch Eyes – said no one ever.”

* * *

Smiling, pigtails
Laughter lines
These things that make you
Seem benign

Pinprick pupils
Greasy hair
These things reveal you in the
Mirror’s glare

Gentle eyes and
Manic mouth
These things betray what you’re

Ageless smile
Withered soul
God help us if you
Lose control.

“She prayed, down on her knees, hoping for redemption.”

* * *

Some people sew words into prayers
Weaving tapestries of disgrace and desire and desperation
Disguised as redemption, pleas, and mindless adulation

I like to sew prayers into people
Lacing strands of fear and hope and dreams
With love, like a frayed but sturdy central thread

I cradle these new personalities like psalms in the palm of my hand
And sing them to life on the eve of an Eden
Picked out in cross-stitch on a brand-new band of cotton
Placed in their eternal, perfect, needlepoint motherland.

E. J. Ikin is a British artist known for his eerie urban art. ‘Little Stitch Eyes’ is the latest creation in his surreal character series. Follow him on Instagram here.

Life in Lockdown

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I feel it would be remiss of me not to write a post about this historic time of global pandemic and national lockdown. It seems like everyone on my social feeds is doing their own live blogs, isolation diaries, and generally reaching out amid the Covid-19 crisis. The snapshots of life across the nation are diverse, yet suddenly intimately familiar as we all, in some manner, undergo the same experience.

The UK’s full-blown lockdown measures were announced on Monday night, just two days ago. For the first time in years I tuned in to watch a live broadcast, with my husband next to me, and my sisters on Messenger, as Boris Johnson effectively told the nation to Stay The Fuck At Home.

There’s not yet a curfew as far as I’m aware, but police can now fine gatherings of more than 2 people (unless you are all from the same household) and a very restrictive list of acceptable reasons for leaving the house has been issued. We’re in this for at least three weeks, with scope for tighter measures and a longer lockdown period ahead.

Despite this, on a personal level, not much feels like it has changed. My daughter is now nine months old, and I’ve been enjoying my maternity leave as a stay-at-home mum for as long as I can. I do now miss my weekly lunch outing to catch up with my sisters, and I WAS just starting to think about visiting my local parent/baby group before all this kicked off… but otherwise, my social life was already a little sparse.

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Here she is, checking our tissue supplies.

Admittedly, the sudden burst of spring sunshine does have me itching to go out somewhere, and I’m sure others are cursing both the beautiful weather and the lockdown as holidays, celebrations, and all social gatherings are cancelled outright. But we need to remember that this is a time when the actions of individuals really does make a huge difference, and we all have a part to play in protecting our country. (This is probably the most nationalist spirit I have ever felt.)

I saw a meme posted by a friend pointing out that in most Plague Outbreak movies society quickly disintegrates under selfishness, looting, and general chaos. But in the outbreak movie we’re currently living in, though some people are being selfish (hoarders and day-trippers, we’re looking at you), for the most part what people are doing is… consuming art. Creating art. Sharing art.

There’s been an outpouring of musicians, writers, and artists all releasing their content for free; there’s a sudden wealth of free education resources for both children and adults; and communities are banding together (but, you know, at a safe distance) to support their most vulnerable. I see strangers offering up their spare food and nappies, offering their time to deliver shopping to neighbours, offering their talents to keep people entertained.

On that same note, here’s a reminder that Season One of The Jack Hansard Series is completely free to read right here on my website (or over on Wattpad, if you prefer reading on their app). If you like humour and contemporary fantasy it might be the next binge-read you’ve been looking for.

If you’re also a creator offering free content or helpful resources in these trying times, PLEASE do post links below. Spread the love (and not the virus).

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With all this sharing and innovation, the internet has never been a more positive platform for social interaction. There are options for staying in touch that I had no idea existed. This week I’m trying out Roll20 to ‘meet up’ with a group of friends to play our regular D&D game on a virtual tabletop. Over the weekend a friend hosted a movie night using Netflix Party. In a couple of weeks it’s my birthday, and I’m wondering whether and how to hold a Skype party.

Another strangely beneficial consequence of lockdown measures is Husband working from home. It’s nice having him in the next room for a conversation throughout the day; for him to enjoy more time with our daughter (he’s done more than one conference call with her on his lap); ultimately, for us all to have more time as a family.

I also know that we’re very lucky. By pure chance we’d done a big shop just before the panic-buying really kicked in, so we’ve not had to worry about scrambling for essentials just yet. We’re not in financial difficulty, though I suppose it wouldn’t take much to push us – or anyone – into dire straits if our jobs suddenly fell through. Just before lockdown I was in the process of arranging with my employer how I was going to return to work; I’m no longer entirely certain that there will be a job for me to come back to.

But that’s a concern for another day. Right here and now there’s a minimum of three weeks of lockdown to get through, and we will get through it together, in spite of being metres and miles apart.

Now, more importantly: How are you?

Let us all know how you’re doing in the comments. What’s life like under lockdown for you? And remember, if you have any art, music, writing, advice, etc. to share, feel free to put those links below as well.

Keep in touch, and stay safe.




Indie Artist Interview: Setting Up Shop

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A while ago I quizzed an author friend of mine on his experiences self-publishing for the first time. For this blog post, I’ve coerced an artist friend to share her own experiences of ‘self-publishing’. Bear with me here.

With the rise of self-publishing a plethora of companies have sprung up to help authors realise their publishing dreams. Services offered by sites such as CreateSpace, Lulu and Smashwords will allow you to manage the design process while they take care of the manufacturing, distribution, and shipping of your book – and in return, they get a cut of the profits. The artsy equivalent is offered by companies like Zazzle, CafePress, and Society6 which allow artists to transfer their designs onto a variety of products, and then sit back as the company handles the rest.

Liz started her art blog, Foxes and Tea, back in 2012. Last year, in March 2015, she decided to take the leap and set up an account with Society6. Here she shares an insider’s thoughts on the service, and her experiences of her first year running an online shop.

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Liz sells quirky animal and history themed designs through her Society6 shop, Foxes and Tea.

1. Hi Liz. What made you decide to sell your art through Society6?

“I saw that other artists were doing it, and I liked the range of products that Society6 offers. And I’ve always enjoyed designing t-shirts – even when I first started messing around with Photoshop at 14, I’d be like “yes, this will make the coolest shirt.” (Spoilers: none of those early designs were very cool at all.)

I was also attracted to the fact that Society6 is quite simple, in that I just have to upload the image files and not mess about with shipping and handling or any sort of customer service.”

2. What’s the user-experience like?

“For the most part, it’s pretty easy to use, other than it keeps deleting my wishlist. But that’s more of an issue for me as a consumer, rather than as a seller.

In general I’ve found they offer the right tools for me to edit my designs when adding them to items, although they don’t have an option on the website to crop/edit images. But that’s a minor inconvenience at most.

I like the fact that you get an immediate preview for what the product looks like. I also like that I don’t have to deal with the shipping, or with things going wrong. Society6 has its own customer service department for stuff like that, and when I’ve spoken to them they’ve been really prompt, and really friendly.”

3. Which product seems to have sold best for you, so far?

“It’s mugs, hands down.

Which might be because they’re some of the cheaper products, or because mugs are amazing.”

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Liz admits to having a mug problem.

4. What challenges do you face by selling through Society6?

“Some people can be put off by the price – it definitely isn’t cheap. I’d always wait for a sale to be on before buying anything. (I’d really like to get one of their throw blankets, but they’re all a bit too expensive for me to justify it.)

In terms of profit, you potentially get a smaller cut than if you were producing and selling the same items independently. But I don’t mind this, because I can just upload my designs and then forget about it. It would be different if I was trying to make those sales my primary income.

Another downside is that your artwork is only included in the general search if the customer has previously looked at it in your shop. It won’t automatically be included in the site-wide Society6 shop, so you have to provide direct links to make sure the customer sees things in your personal shop-front first.”

5. Would you recommend using a shop like Society6 to an artist in a similar position to yourself?

“Well, you haven’t really got anything to lose by doing it.

It’s not going to make you rich over night (unless maybe you’re selling the world’s most amazing fan art, and it’s coming up to Christmas) but it also requires no investment, apart from time.”

6. What advice would you give to someone setting up their own shop?

“First of all, tag your art, so people will actually find it. (But don’t put like twenty billion tags on it, cause that’s just silly.)

Secondly, make all the image files for products you’ll want to sell in one go OR take care to keep the original file, in case you want to add more products later. Remember that different products need different file dimensions (e.g. shirts have to be 3300 x 5100 pixels, whereas mugs are 4600 x 2000). Nothing is more annoying than if you want to add say, a mug, but the only file you have is 1000 x 1000, and you just end up with loads of white space on the product.

This also seems like a good time to plug Mischief, which is AMAZING for scalable vectors (and cheap/free with limited features).”

7. As well as your Society6 shop, I know you also sell art commissions independently – how does that compare to shop sales?

“I sell fewer commissions than shop products, but tend to receive more money for them. A small Society6 print and a commission might actually cost the same, but I receive a bigger cut from the commission. A lot of the time I also charge slightly less than Society6 prices and still receive a larger profit.

I might not be able to make the same products as Society6 by myself, but I still do a fair range. I’ve done some traditional art (a painted book cover, watercolours, pencil drawings) and I’ve done digital stuff (RP characters, portraits). The advantage of commissions is that you can talk to the buyer and give them exactly what they want.”

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One of Liz’s commissions. ‘Everything in these songs and stories is completely original apart from where stuff has been nicked…’


8. You’ve said already that this isn’t your primary income. It’s important to be realistic when diving into an endeavour like this, so can you give us an idea of how your art sales fit into your wider earnings?

“Well, I’m a scummy PhD student, so I support myself with the occasional temp job, whatever money the university deigns to give me, and my parents if they’re feeling charitable.

My art goes into what I call my lard fund. I might buy a treat for myself with it, pay for a conference fee, or make up money if I really can’t afford a bill.

I also quite like my degree, and would defo like to work in some related field. If I could combine art with my degree, and become some sort of mad painting professor, that’d be ideal.”

Thanks for the insight, Liz. To sum up what you’ve said about using services provided by a company such as Society6 . . .

The pros:

  • Easy to use
  • Takes manufacturing, shipping, and customer service out of your hands
  • A large variety of products to put your designs on
  • No money required upfront

The cons:

  • Expensive base prices set by the company
  • Smaller profit margin than if you sold independently
  • May be difficult to get discovered by new customers

There are certainly people out there who shout about their success using shops like this – Zazzle’s forum has a few threads from people who claim to have quit their day job and run a shop full-time – but it’s important to understand that these are the exception to the rule. If you’re determined to use something like this as your springboard, then you need to accept that you’ll start out very small and it takes a huge amount of work and persistent marketing to build up to anywhere near the ‘full-time’ kind of success.

If ‘full-time’ is what you’re after, then you might be better off setting up your own independent online shop. If you have the time, and perhaps more importantly the money to manufacture your products independently, then you may be more likely to see a better return on your investment if you go it alone, and you can have true control over all aspects of your business.

But if you’re someone without the time to pour into managing a host of product manufacturers, website maintenance, sales contracts, worldwide shipping, and all the customer service issues that come with running your own business . . . or if, like Liz, you’re a passionate artist after a lard fund or rent top-up . . . then a shop like Society6 might be for you.

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Thanks to Liz for sitting through my questions. If you like her art you can see more on her blog or visit her online shop.

liz framed dragon.gifWe hope you found this helpful. Do you run a shop like Liz’s? How does your experience compare? Any tips for others? Let us know in the comments!